Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Evil's of Blood Donation (Satire)

The first thing I did was donate blood.  Before you say this was kind, and selfless, think of the horrible aspects of this that came about.  I may have saved up to three lives in this act, therefore, three people who would have otherwise died without the blood.  If they had died they would have gone to heaven and lived in eternal bliss.  Through my act of 'kindness', their potentially miserable lives are to be prolonged and perhaps even amplified.

These survivors will likely have monumental hospital bills to pay, which will undoubtedly add to their suffering.  After they arrive home, they will have hours of throwing out awfully cooked, cookies, cakes and fruit baskets.

In addition to the above, their poor family members will lose out on any possibility of life insurance claims.  That same family may be further financially offset by hospital bills, or tuition that would not have had to be paid should the injured person have ascended to paradise.

Finally, with the family member alive, if they were in an accident, all rights to a lawsuit goes to them, not their family.

As you can see, blood donation is a dastardly deed.

   

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